Land Before Laurel

Laurel recently claimed she is "cooler than all of the Land Before Time movies."

Is she overselling herself? Click the link below to tell us what you think:
TAKE THE LAND BEFORE LAUREL POLL

Laurel promotes FLAGONS?

True or false: Laurel has recently promoted Heather West in her use of a wine Flagon.

Trick question, but it does have a shoulder strap. and suede on it.

Feel free to weigh-in on this week's LaurelpediA update.

A New Fragrance: Laure'lure

LaurelpediA presents...

 Laure’lure

a fragrance by Laurel

Laure'lure Perfume by LaurelpediA, launched in the summer 2012 by the deign house of Idaho Dior.  Laure'lure is classified as a refreshing, feminine scent, that smells like a ginormous green lawn that has been cut in the morning.  This classic fragrance possesses strong accents of coconut mojitas finishes and rounds out with a heavy hint that smells like the lobby of the Mirage Resort and Casino in Las Vegas, NV.  (Laurel says, "If you've been there, you'll know what I'm talking about.")
                                                                                                                                                 

WWLD: What Would Laurel DO?

Nick P wants us to "go out" but it's pouring rain and we have unlimited Friends DVD's.  WWLD?

I can't stop eating these jelly frosted mini wheats.  WWLD?

We are in the fiery depths of hell.  We have been fanning ourselves, drinking margaritas and placing cold bottles of tequila on our necks.  WWLD?

Kristin Joins LaurelpediA LONGTERM!

HEY YALL!

BURLAP!

Updates already streaming in from freelance LaurelpediA researcher, Kristin Thomas:

" She purchased some burlap from the fabric store to go around her Christmas tree.  She also went to watch the Polar Express in the streets while drinking hot chocolate. She made her own breakfast breads."

Updates are also available from our best-looking researcher, reporting on his latest project with Laurel: "Pumpkin chocolate-chip pancakes."

Germanpedia

Well Folks, we here at LaurelpediA have been on hiatus for a while, launching the failed site GermanpediA.  But we're back.  Laurel has apparently been doing Octobery things, and we missed it.  Never fear, All Staff is coming up, and updates are coming soon.

Vote Laurel

Laurel has decided she is going to run for office!
Her campaign features such enticing and professional ideas as:

• Flava Flav
• Outward Bounders dressed up in Laurel masks
• Pine trees
• Laurel bragging about how she is "in charge of the salad"

Vote Laurel for State Senator!

LaurAllstaff training

Laurelpedia is busy getting ready for Allstaff.  Laurel has packed a "just in case I get too drunk" sack, complete with sleeping bag and thermarest. 

She advised everyone to, "Be prepared.  Like a girl scout.  But with liquor." 

Just a regular ol' day at Laurelpedia

Laurelpedia wants you to know what Laurel will be doing tomorrow:

YouneedtobeatFieldDayat8:30amsoitcanstartat9amthethecoursesupervisorshavetheirmeetingsofielddayneedstogetdoneintimeforthatandforeveryonetoshowersotheydon'tsmellreallybadandcangettoregistrationthenchowcirclewhichalwaystakesforeverthendinnerandthenopenmicnightit'safulldaytomorrow!

Which Laurel are YOU?

Which Laurel are you QUIZ


Technical difficulties on this quiz have turned us at Laurelpedia into ANNOYED Laurel

Laurelore

Here on Laurelpedia, we want to clear up some urban myths about Laurel in a section we like to call, Laurelore.

Laurel may be a local celebrity, but is the folklore that follows her slander or loving banter?

1.  I heard, Laurel has a "one free drunken ride to the airport" pass.

2.  Many readers want to know: who are Summer and Elvis?  What is "The Foundation?"  Is Sharkopalypse really happening?

3.  Sources say they've heard close friends of Laurel's bragging about the beautiful state-shaped broaches Laurel's mother custom-made for them.

Laurelpedia definitions

water cabbage. noun. they have all these little green leaves and they have this thing that sticks out of the water that looks like cabbage. you can pull them clear out of the water and they have all these little roots that come down. they are not attached to anything. you can see them just floating down the river.


hydrilla. noun. those long things that sit underneath the water. syn. feels like your paddling through oatmeal.

Laurel doing Laurel stuff

yummies: noun. mini cinnamon rolls. pie crust, butter, sugar (brown or white), and cinnamon.  then roll it up, slice em. more yummies!

This post has been officially been endorsed Martha Stewart Laurel

Laurelpedia presents, Mikey Hofstetter

MikeyHOW: Who's up for a rousing game of CORNBALL?!

MikeyHOW: You know what really gets my goat? When candies advertise themselves as healthy.  "Skittles! 0 grams of fat!"  or "Snickers! Only 300 calories!"

A morning at Laurelpedia

Question: How do you know if buttermilk has gone bad?
LaurelHOW: "Smell it and/or pour it into a cup. You'll be able to tell.  Did you know, you can make buttermilk by putting a little bit of vinegar in regular milk and waiting 5 minutes?"


This post is officially endorsed by Wisenheimer Laurel.

Laureloves it!

This post was officially endorsed by both Feisty and Wisenheimer Laurels.

Six to Eight Black Men

Click this link for:

A Laurelpedia Christmas Story

"Listen, you might want to pack a few of your things together before going to bed. The former bishop of Turkey will be coming tonight along with six to eight black men. They might stuff you into a sack and take you to Spain, or they might just pretend to kick you. We don't know for sure, but we want you to be prepared." 

You might also like:

Laurelpedia's Favorite Christmas Story: For the Illiterate (part 1 of 3)


This post is officially endorsed by Holiday Laurel

Laurelpedia definition

fry sauce: noun. mixture of mayonnaise and ketchup  for dipping french fries in.  You can find anywhere in Idaho.  It sometimes contains other yummy ingredients.  For example,  Laurel once worked at a Dairy Queen where they made their own fry sauce - it had mayo and buttermilk and a little bit of mustard and ketchup - it was awesome. ex. "How bout that.  I asked for fry sauce and those idiots looked at me like they didn't know what I was talkin about!" syn. Laurelicious










This post has been officially endorsed by Martha Stewart Laurel

Laureloves it!

Laureloves:

The scene in Pirate Radio where they share tea and biscuits to comfort Young Carl when another DJ steals his girl. 

Laureloves to munch on:
Mint chocolate chip Blizzards from DQ.


Laurel has been spending time:

Organizing old mail! 

Laureloves to cook:
Sweet potato fries
 
Laurel's goal for tomorrow is:
Do 4 productive things!